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      ❛   a   little   CONTEXT   would   have   been   helpful.   but   apparently   that’s   not   how   things   work   these   days,   ❜    she   sighs   cryptically,   skirting   around   a   chasmal   riddle   in   recent   events.   SHE   WANTS   AN   EXPLANATION  —   but   of   course,   when   does   she   ever   get   closure   ?   an   artificial   smile   paints   florid   lips,   but   she   knows   this   is   exactly   what   she   should’ve   predicted.

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         he’s not looking —- barely paying attention as he slings himself over the driver’s seat of his jeep; searching for something. “c’mon, lyds. it’s me. what was i supposed to say? oh, hey, so they’re having a blow out sale at ross, and by the way, maybe you shouldn’t wear your best, goddess heels because we’re definitely not going there. it doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue…”