“Not denying that I’m A BIT crazy, but cough it up. Did you or did you not have curly fries for lunch? I mean, that’s the only question, because you DEFINITELY smell like magic. … How else do you explain the fact that all the supernatural creatures are ATTRACTED to you?”
“did i ——NO!” okay, no, he absolutely had eaten curly fries earlier in the day. stopped in at that old diner & gotten a good heaping helping of them. “want to hear it in spanish?NOH.” but he falters, jaw snapping closed with an abrupt click of teeth, & eyes narrow contemplatively against her frame. “who says they’re attracted to me? what even — how did we —- look, i’m not denying that i’m not involved in a lot of activity, but that’s just circumstance. i’m also fairly positive that they’re all being drawn in by that magical stump growing out in the preserve…”
