“Not denying that I’m A BIT crazy, but cough it up. Did you or did you not have curly fries for lunch? I mean, that’s the only question, because you DEFINITELY smell like magic. … How else do you explain the fact that all the supernatural creatures are ATTRACTED to you?”
“did i ——NO!” okay, no, he absolutely had eaten curly fries earlier in the day. stopped in at that old diner & gotten a good heaping helping of them. “want to hear it in spanish?NOH.” but he falters, jaw snapping closed with an abrupt click of teeth, & eyes narrow contemplatively against her frame. “who says they’re attracted to me? what even — how did we —- look, i’m not denying that i’m not involved in a lot of activity, but that’s just circumstance. i’m also fairly positive that they’re all being drawn in by that magical stump growing out in the preserve…”
“I’m guessing his magic either smells like old forests or CURLY FRIES.” @ofthychaos / @anxietyfought
"whoa, no, okay just —– no. hold on a second here because i’m absolutely positive that you’re not firing on all cylinders here. ———- ESPECIALLY if you think i smell like curly fries ORMAGIC.“
