“this.. is NOT what it looks like.” really, Dylan? you’re going to rely on the oldest trick in the book to get you out of this mess? technically she didn’t do anything wrong, attesting to her innocence at least. “Look mate, if you could pretend you didn’t see me… you’d be saving my ass big time.” she came to investigate and that was all.
“okay, so—-” and he actually has to stop in order to clear his jumbling thoughts. a breath breaks past the seal of his lips before a hand scrubs over his face. “—--you are aware of how that sounds right? and can i just point out the obvious here? where anyone that uses that particular phrase is nine times out of ten up to something. nevermind asking me to ignore what i’ve just seen. which. yeah. i’m not agreeing to that without a viable explanation.”
